Thursday, August 12, 2004

O.K. Mr. Bush, Let's Talk Character

Photo of Bush sucker-punching a rugby opponent at Yale. Thanks to Leslie.

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Watch What You Eat in the Phillipines

Wedding guests eat relative.

Business Leaders for Kerry/Edwards

Here's the list.

Shop Costco

Slate's Daniel Gross gives us another reason to shop Costco.

Daily Reasons to Dispatch Bush

From McSweeney's, 93 reasons and counting.

Monday, August 09, 2004

Bush the Scholar

Listen to this.

Sunday, August 08, 2004

Joke Time

A joke making the email rounds:

George Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks, "Your Majesty,
how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can
give to me?"

"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."

Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligence riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her
intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and
father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister.
Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."

"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Back at the White House, Bush asks to speak with Dick Cheney.
"Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your Father have a child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister.Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," says the vice president. "Let me get back to you."

Dick Cheney goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give
him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes
Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. Dick shouts,
"Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a
child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

Dick Cheney smiles and says "Thanks!"

Cheney goes back to the Oval Office to speak with Bush. "Say, I did
some research and I have the answer to the riddle. It's Colin Powell."

Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his
face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

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